TWO: You know how everyone has that really defined vision of summer? The sun's shining its warm smile down on content and tranquil sunbathers, lounging on luscious green grass that rolls across the hills. Beshorted (just made that word up right now, it means "wearing shorts") people play frisbee, and bike riders make their way by on the surrounding paths. Cars whiz past, windows gaping, sweet music pouring out of their windows.
Well...here's what my summer looks like.
Mhmm, it's nearing the end of May, and according to where I live, it's time for the "icy apocalypse." If I wanted it to look like it was January outside, I'd...go to January. I'll give nature this: It's very pretty. But Rexeh wants her sunbathing time! Rexeh wants to be outside without the risk of losing her buttocks to the cold! Unfortunately the sun is being smothered at the moment by snow. Perhaps it'll be sunny by, oh...57 years from now? Yep. Sooouuunnndss about right.
I must know: What's your summer looking like? Perhaps I can take advantage of the sunny weather you guys are having by living through YOU. O.O